You gotta make a crisp clean pass
Just sweepin' down the ol' right wing
Lookin' for goals and
Playin' hockey____________
Hello goalpost
Whatcha knowin?
I've come to stop my bud from scorin'
Ain'tcha got no shots for me?
Doot in doo doo
Playin' hockey____________
Got no goals to score
No assists to make
I'm crampin' and tired and ready to break
Let the buzzerman buzz and stop torturing me...
Rink, I love you
All is hockey__________
(With many apologies to Paul Simon and to my Gentle Readers)