Young Geoffrey (ed_rex) wrote,
Young Geoffrey
ed_rex

Bill Bolton Arena Song (

Slow down, you skate too fast
You gotta make a crisp clean pass
Just sweepin' down the ol' right wing
Lookin' for goals and
Playin' hockey____________

Hello goalpost
Whatcha knowin?
I've come to stop my bud from scorin'
Ain'tcha got no shots for me?
Doot in doo doo
Playin' hockey____________

Got no goals to score
No assists to make
I'm crampin' and tired and ready to break
Let the buzzerman buzz and stop torturing me...
Rink, I love you
All is hockey__________

(With many apologies to Paul Simon and to my Gentle Readers)
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