Young Geoffrey (ed_rex) wrote,
Young Geoffrey
ed_rex

Young Geoffrey Looks for Love (redux)

I come to you, Gentle Readers, for help. My previous advertisment on Plentyoffish.com has failed to introduce me to the slutty yet loyal woman of my desire. I have, thus, re-written said profile, as follows.

I have no sense of honour, humanity or humour. I abuse cats, dogs and small children. If I write to you, your best bet will be to just ignore me; otherwise, I'll never cease to dog your door.

When not wasting time bothering strangers on dating sites, I read, write and steal Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica videos from torrent sites.

Is it be any wonder I live in Parkdale or ride a bicycle rather than drive a car?

I like my women young, full-breasted, braless, short-skirted and stupid. If you think for yourself, believe that "no means no" or that Steven Harper is a fascist in short pants, just pass this add on by.

If you live for Kraft Dinner, dote on soap-operas and long to be treated as a sex-object, we should talk. Please be between the ages of 18-19, stand at least 5'10" and weigh no more than 105 pounds.


Now, I think that's gold - what woman could resist? But, I've been wrong before. What do you think?

Poll #1108425 Right Track or Wrong Track?

Will This Ad Find Young Geoffrey In a Crowded Bed By New Year's Eve?

Oh! Fer shur!
2(12.5%)
Maybe, if he has a couple of hundred bucks in small bills
1(6.2%)
There are a lot of confused and lonely women out there
4(25.0%)
Not a chance
2(12.5%)
At least you didn't mention the Grateful Dead or Lord of the Rings
7(43.8%)
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