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You Know What's Disconcerting? [Dec. 15th, 2007|12:56 am]
Young Geoffrey
I'll tell you what's disconcerting!

Walking into to your bedroom to grab a book, turning from the shelf and seeing a used condom on the floor when you live alone and you've been celibate for - well, plenty long enough to have swept since the last time - that's disconcerting!

Relief is when you take a closer look and realize the "condom" is, in fact, only a lonely dust-bunny.

Carry on.
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[User Picture]From: sooguy
2007-12-15 03:46 pm (UTC)
Have you had your eyes checked lately?

Not sure what type of condoms you use, but mine are rarely never fuzzy.
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[User Picture]From: liketoxicwaste
2007-12-15 04:00 pm (UTC)
but mine are rarely never fuzzy.

lololol
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[User Picture]From: ed_rex
2007-12-15 10:46 pm (UTC)

That Ol' Vision Thing ...

I haven't had my eyes checked since the broken bone incident nearly (good lord!) 2 years ago now.

But that was a good observation; my eyes are not what they used to be.

The dust-bunny reminded me of one of those translucent condoms - possibly because it was largely composed of white cat fur.
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[User Picture]From: liketoxicwaste
2007-12-15 03:59 pm (UTC)
Wishful thinking.... now STOP thinking of me! ;)
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[User Picture]From: ed_rex
2007-12-15 10:49 pm (UTC)

Not

Wishful thinking does not include hallucinations of a used condom that I didn't use.

Your icon brings out the reprobate in me.
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[User Picture]From: fadefromnothing
2007-12-15 08:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, Geoff-o. (I'm allowed to call you that as long as you refrain from making a date with me for scrabble and drinks).

Fuzzy condoms - no good, NO GOOD!
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[User Picture]From: ed_rex
2007-12-15 10:48 pm (UTC)

Moi?!?

Oh, Geoff-o. (I'm allowed to call you that as long as you refrain from making a date with me for scrabble and drinks).

I thought I'd made a number of attempts, only to be rebuffed and *sob* ignored. By the power vested in me, I now officially declare the ball in your court.
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[User Picture]From: fadefromnothing
2007-12-16 03:36 am (UTC)

Re: Moi?!?

I wasn't ignoring, simply too tied up in a myriad of things I'd rather forget at this point.
Monday night comedy at the Rivoli?
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[User Picture]From: ed_rex
2007-12-17 02:46 am (UTC)

Re: Moi?!?

I wasn't ignoring, simply too tied up ...

I suppose it's a matter of perspective.

Monday night comedy at the Rivoli?

Unfortunately (and for reasons I'll happily explain in person, but not here) tomorrow is not good for me. The rest of my week is wide open at this point, though. Do you have another suggestion?
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